It’s not just the millennials that have trouble
finding fulfilling employment (http://gordonfeil.blogspot.ca/2016/11/the-millennial-muddle.html).
Old men have trouble finding work also. But why?
Job interview:
Human Resources Manager: "What is your
greatest weakness?"
Old man: "Honesty."
Human Resources Manager: "I don't think
honesty is a weakness."
Old Man: "I don't really give a &*%^&! WHAT you think."
But maybe sometimes the CIA has an opening for an
assassin. They did one time. After all the background checks, interviews and
testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took
one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know
that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her.”
The man said “You can't be serious.
I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, “Then you are not the
right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".
The second man was given the same
instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but
I can't kill my wife."
The agent said "You don't have what
it takes, so take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was
given the same instructions: to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging
on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with
blanks." she said. "I had to kill him with the chair."
It's not often I hear a new joke that honestly makes me laugh. Really great
ReplyDelete