The Ninth Day of Christmas

                                             December 22, 2017

                                             Miss Agnes McElroy,

                                             38 Beeswax Lane,

                                             Medicine Hat, AB,

                                             T1J 3A9

Hey Bumblebrain:

       What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers playing. And boy, do they play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here. The cows are upset and they're stepping on all those squawking birds. What am I supposed to do? The neighbors are trying now to evict me.


You'll get yours,

         

Agnes