The Fifth Day of Christmas

                                             December 18, 2017

                                             Miss Agnes McElroy,

                                             38 Beeswax Lane,

                                             Medicine Hat, AB,

                                             T1J 3A9

Dearest John:

       What a surprise! Today the postman delivered 5 golden rings. Imagine --- one for every finger! You're just impossible, but I admit some part of me loves it. Nonetheless, all those birds squawking is starting to get on my nerves. 

All my love,             



Agnes