The Sixth Day of Christmas

                                             December 19, 2017

                                             Miss Agnes McElroy,

                                             38 Beeswax Lane,

                                             Medicine Hat, AB,

                                             T1J 3A9

Dear John:

       When I opened the door there were actually 6 geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh?  These geese are HUGE, John. Where am I supposed to keep them?!? The neighbors are complaining, and I can't hear myself think through the racket. 

Please stop.

Cordially,             



Agnes