The Twelth Day of Christmas

DELIVERED BY HAND


December 25, 2017

Dewey, Chetham, & Howe

460 1 St SE, Medicine Hat, AB 
T1A 0A9

Sir:

       This acknowledges your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on Ms. Agnes McElroy. The destruction was total. All correspondence and further "gifts" should come to our address. If you should try to reach Ms. McElroy at the sanitarium, the attendants are instructed to shoot you on sight.


Cordially,

         

James Dewey