The First Day of Christmas

                                             

                                             December 14, 2017

                                             Miss Agnes McElroy,

                                             38 Beeswax Lane,

                                             Medicine Hat, AB,

                                             T1J 3A9

Dearest John,

        I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised. By the way, did you know that because of auto-correct, 20% of all children receiving Santa letters this year will actually get them from Satan?

With deepest love and affection,             



Agnes