The Seventh Day of Christmas

                                             December 20, 2017

                                             Miss Agnes McElroy,

                                             38 Beeswax Lane,

                                             Medicine Hat, AB,

                                             T1J 3A9

John:

       What's with you and those bloody birds??? Seven swans a-swimming. What kind of depraved moronic joke is this? There's bird shit all over the house and they never stop with the racket. I wasn't sleeping at night even with only those other fowls, and now THIS!!  I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny, so stop sending me #$&%@ birds!

Sincerely,             



Agnes