The Eleventh Day of Christmas

                                             December 24, 2017

                                             Miss Agnes McElroy,

                                             38 Beeswax Lane,

                                             Medicine Hat, AB,

                                             T1J 3A9

Listen Turdbrain:

       What's with the 11 lords a-leaping on those maids and "ladies"? some of those broads will never walk again. The pipers, by the way, got tired of the ladies and....well, I won't say what's gone on with the cows.  All 23 of the birds are dead. The ones that hadn't been squashed by the cows were trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you are satisfied, you rotten, vicious swine.


Your sworn enemy,

         

Agnes