Getting Along With Your Wife

Sometimes a man has a hard time understanding how to get along with his wife. Often it is because he has not learned the rules:

The FEMALE always makes the rules

The rules are subject to change at any time without notice

No MALE can possibly know all the rules

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of them

The FEMALE is never wrong

IF the FEMALE is wrong (this is hypothetical), it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE did or said.

If the previous rule is triggered, the MALE must quickly apologize for creating the misunderstanding

The FEMALE can change her mind at any time

The MALE must never change his mind without consent from the FEMALE

The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time

The MALE must remain calm at all times……except when the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset

The FEMALE must not let the MALE know whether she wants him to be angry or upset

If the FEMALE has PMS, all rules are null and void