Text of a letter from a kid from
Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a
small town, west of Quilpie in the far
south west of Queensland)
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope youse are too.
Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the
station - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are
all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get
outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta
do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No
bloody horses to get in, no calves to feed, no troughs to clean - nothin'!! Ya
haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and
even a light to see what ya doing!
At brekky ya get cereal, fruit
and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or goanna stew like wot Mum makes.
You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are
buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like
walking to the windmill in the bullock paddock!!
This one will kill me brothers
Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why.
The bullseye is as big as a bloody dingo's arse and it don't move and it's not
firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into
their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself
comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss!! You don't even load
your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady
yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with
the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not
like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at
once like we do at home after the muster.Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either
and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by
this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15
stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5
foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes
carried me off to the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army -
tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.
Your loving daughter,
Susan